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Pu ku ku~ It appears milady is setting up another game, I shall prepare the refreshments.

Ah, perhaps I have forgotten to introduce myself, I am Ronove, humble servant to the Endless Witch Beatrice.

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Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:36PM)

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So t'is twilight t'ing. I gotta solve it don't I?

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:40PM)

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Yes you do madam, even though your piece is dead, you are permitted to try to solve the mystery.

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:44PM)

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Well ... I can't see s'it. But I can probably still figure it out ... sorta. So ... do I get ta pick vich twilight to solver?

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:49PM)

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Allow me Madam, ~He snaps his fingers and a textured description of the twilight appears in his hand and her lets her feel it~ Does this aid Madam? And your goal is to be able to pin down the culprit within the first twilight, but the following twilights may present new clues for you to follow.

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:53PM)

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J'yeah but ... t'e culprit... is t'is just some made up guy or some already 'ere?

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 8:54PM)

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Allow me to quote Knox's 1st rule of detective fiction:

1.The criminal must be someone mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to follow.

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:02PM)

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Hmmmm Part of t'e story eh?

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:05PM)

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Yes, but there are other rules that you must be aware of.

Knox's 7th; The detective, Ushiromiya Battler, is not the culprit.

Van Dine's 11th; The culprit cannot be a servant

As long as you keep mindful of those, your search should be within the guests.

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:09PM)

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Vell fuck. ...
Sorry about t'e language. Just kindda used to t'at.

But t'at Battler guy, I can ask 'im about t'e story too, right?

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:10PM)

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Pu ku ku~ Oh it is of no offense to me, Madam. Milady often forgets to behave in an elegant manner as well.

Yes, Battler can also aid you in your search for truth, he has played many games with Milady already, it would be a wise move to consult him.

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:11PM)

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J'yeah I'll do t'at. T'anks.

Ronove Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 9:12PM)

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Would Madam like any refreshments before she leaves to speak with Battler-sama?

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 11th 2011, 10:29PM)

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Vell uh ... j'you got like soda er somet'ing?

Ronove Says: (Oct 12th 2011, 1:35AM)

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~He bows~ Certainly, Madam. ~He snaps his fingers and a soda can appears out of thin air and gently lands between her hands~

Eachna The Blind Says: (Oct 12th 2011, 10:44PM)

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Sveet *grins*

Ronove Says: (Oct 12th 2011, 11:47PM)

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Do you require anything else, Madam?

G Unit RO Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 11:34PM)

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a butler from hell
that sounds kind of swell
hi ho, the derry-o
the farmer in the dell

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 11:48PM)

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I must applaud you, that is certainly the most original greeting I have received.

G Unit RO Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 11:53PM)

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you're welcome, sir butler, gee
so what do you do
do you handle the cutlery
or do you make fondue

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 11:58PM)

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I handle all of the refreshments for Milady, I see to it her every need is met.

G Unit RO Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:01AM)

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her every need?
just what do you mean?
do you retire to her room
whip your thing out like boom
and make a scene
while you do the deed

Ronove Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:02AM)

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Pu ku ku~ You are quite the comedian, no, I do not tend to milady in that manner.

G Unit RO Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:03AM)

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oh, thank goodness
sorry for my lewdness

Ronove Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:07AM)

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I am not offended, are you one of Milady's invited guests?

G Unit RO Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:13AM)

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a guest to what?
to what am i sought?
if it's some kind of ball
and i want to play rugby
i'll have a ball

Ronove Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 12:15AM)

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Hm, another passerby then. Forgive my assumption.

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 7:23PM)

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Hey, 'sup.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 7:23PM)

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Greetings. ~Bows~ are you one of Milady's honored guests?

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 7:25PM)

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Actually, I don't even know. I was on my way to the store and I was beckoned by your mustache. Nice 'stache, by the way.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 7:26PM)

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Oho, a passerby then. I thank you for your compliment, sir.

Docatorian Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 7:18PM)

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Can I have some catnip?

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:36PM)

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Hm? A butler?

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:37PM)

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Ah, greetings. ~He bows~ You must be one of Milady's honored guests, I am Ronove, servant to Lady Beatrice, the Endless Golden Witch.

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:41PM)

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Ah. Well, then.. *bows in return* I am the Silver Shinobi.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:42PM)

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Silver Shinobi-san, would you care for anything to drink?

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:44PM)

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Hmmm... depends. What do you have?

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:45PM)

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Anything the heart desires... though I see you have already been indulging in a bottle of sake, pu ku ku~

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:49PM)

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Oh, yeah... that... I don't normally drink that much in one sitting...

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:50PM)

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Silver Shinobi-san, I request at the behest of milady and the other guests that you drink something of a lighter concentration when the game begins.

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:53PM)

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Good idea. I guess I'll just have some tea, then.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:53PM)

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What is your preference? I can make a variety of teas.

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:57PM)

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Uhm... Lemon tea, I guess. I haven't had that in a while.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 5:58PM)

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~Bows~ As you wish. ~He snaps his fingers and a flurry of golden butterflies swarm together to form a tea set and Ronove pours the tea into a cup~

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 6:09PM)

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Ah, thank you. *sips the tea*

...Your mistress is very kind.

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 6:10PM)

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I am happy to hear someone thinks so.

The Silver Shinobi Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 6:12PM)

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*hesitates. It seems he's about to ask an awkward question*

Well, is she, uhm.... is she available, by any chance?

Ronove Says: (Oct 7th 2011, 6:13PM)

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She is not, Shinobi-san. She already pursues another.

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